So were out on Friday night, in the central station area and decided we would go to Centurion Bar, we dont go there too often so it would make a nice change. However i cant say if it was or not as my friend did not pass the doorman’s test.

We headed for the place early on, after only 1 drink in Union Rooms. My friend, who is partially sighted, was stopped by the bouncer as he “was drunk”.  Its amazing to think that a person can be drunk after 1 drink, thats because he wasnt.

The doorman decided that the best way to tell if he was drunk or not was to ask him to say the alphabet backwards. I didnt realise that learning the alphabet backwards means you are not drunk, and if you havent took the time to learn it you are drunk…I wish i had of known this when i was 17!!!

I’m off now to learn the alphabet backwards, caio! :p