Where are the good nightclubs in Newcastle? No really, Where are they?! It seems like we have loads of good bars in NCL, but Nightclubs, well, where are they…

They all seem to be the same these days, with the exception of probably Digital, which has big name events and big name DJs, which come at a big price.

Tup Tup Palace, The Cut and others are very similar in the crowds they pull in, same music all over the place, same attitudes.

Then you have the others, Blu Bambu, Mood, The Attic, Liquid/Envy which are different but the same, different crowds to the above but still the same crowds go to these, similar music and so on…

So if you look at it like that, there are only 2 actual places to go. Since we have so many late bars these days, is it the end of the clubs?

Tup Tup Palace are to play host to another charity fashion show on Sunday 29th November. It all begins at 7pm which includes a Smirnoff Redbull drinks reception (woohoo!), 3 fashion shows, DJ and even walk out with a goody bag. Price is £10 on the door, all proceeds will be split to 3 different charities.

With Hip Hop and RnB, Your weekly place to party is Lovedough @ Tup Tup Palace.

Fancy something different on a night out in Newcastle? Check out Musica Mundo @ Tup Tup Palace. It is Newcastle’s leading spanish night, so if you are into Salsa and Spanish styles of music or just fancy a different vibe on a night out, this is the place to be.

Candypants is back at Tup Tup Palace this Sunday. Tickets are £15 on the door, or you can get advance tickets until tomorrow for £10.

It is hosted by the candygirls (yumm). I would tell you more, unfortunatly their website requires you to register and is crap. http://www.candypants-events.co.uk/

There is one bank holiday left, and two of the biggest clubs have both got a big night of house planned on Sunday 30th August.

Digital is bringing you superstar DJ Steve Angello, and a night of house at Newcastle’s biggest nightclub. Digital is renouned for getting in good crowds of people who love to club.

Tup Tup Palace is hosting Hed Kandi, a big player in the Funky House scene.

A night in Digital will cost you alot of money, but you are paying to go and see a big name DJ and to have a great night clubbing. A night in Tup Tup Palace will get you cheaper entry, but no big name DJ, and less of a ‘dj event clubbing’ atmosphere. Digital will have hardcore clubbers and house fans, whereas Tup Tup will house the ra’s and pretentious people.

Who will be getting your hard earned pouds on BH Sunday?

Sunday 30th August sees the return of Hed Kandi at Tup Tup Palace. For a night of Funky House on a Sunday Tup Tup Palace is the place to be.

Bored on a Tuesday? Well Tup Tup Palace are hosting the 69er Summer sessions, which take place tonight and the Tuesday after the August Bank holiday (Tuesday 1 Sept.).

With only a £3 entry, selected drinks and shots £1.80 and £1 respectivly. Doors open at 22.30 and you can party the night away until 3am!

Tonights event is a special ‘hat’ event, wear a hat and get free entry.

OK, for some reason, some girls (and some men!?) think looking like an Oompa Loompa is a good thing. Being Overtanned, whether it be fake tan or a sunbed looks BAD! Seriously! It looks unnatural and you look like a bright orange Oompa Loompa! It seems that this is the dress code for Tup Tup Palace, as a vast majority of their ladies seem to be going for the Orange Tango look.

The thing which is worse than them looking bad is that they believe they look good! Girls, you look overdone, and trust me, you do not look good! Makeup painted on with a roller and so orange it makes you look like you are not well. It effects girls with blonde and light hair the most, as they have naturally lighter skin. So when they look a dark orange colour with their blonde hair they look ridiculous.  

Maybe Tup Tup should get Tango as their sponsor, i’m sure they will be able to find some of their customers to endorse the orangeness

Make up your own mind from these the best of the worst pics….

Saturday 25th July sees a catwalk show from Britains Next Top Model, hosted by contestant Chloe Cummings. This event is at Tup Tup Palace, and doors open at an early 19.00.

Guestlist price is £8, and you can pay a hefty £10 on the door.

Pay £10 to go and see some girls walking around in clothes? Who are they kidding?!

So if you would like to see stuck up girls in designer clothes then go here….Or for free and probably a better night, Perdu…Or Revolution, or most other places